Sunday, 16 August 2009

Pointless things you can do with nothing but yourself

1: Blink wildly for as long as you can then close your eyes for a light show.
Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is sending you messages.

2: See how long you can hold a note.
Take a deep breath than make a noise for as long as you can. Time it and keep personal records!

3: Try not to think about penguins. You'll be surprised!


4:Use your secret mind power.
Pick a random person near you and try and command them to look at you by willing it in your mind.

4: Pretend you're a robot. Add sound effects.

5: Scratch yourself.

6: Rate passers by

7: Make up stories about random people. Like a man walking down the road bumps into another guy and with his wife and you say this is a signal to say "meet me at midnight under the bridge"

Or something like that...

8: Repeat the same word over and over till it loses meaning.

9: Pinch yourself for a while. Its makes boredom feel nicer.

10: Try to swallow your tongue.

11: Pretend to be a car. Wink as indicators.

12: Stand by an automatic door and whenever someone comes out or goes in, make the star trek door noises. You know, that 'shhhhhhhwoop' noise?

13: Stare at something for a bit then close your eyes and study the after image

14: Get yourself as dizzy as possible. (See 'Pinch Yourself')

15: Invent a weird twitch and try it out at the supermarket

16: Keep a strait face and just hum monotony and see who reacts. Don't let them know it's you.

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